I know what you’re thinking: “What’s so special about tuna salad?” Ordinarily, nothing, but this recipe is an exception. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill canned chunk tuna and mayo combo – this is a carefully crafted concoction perfected after trial and error. If you don’t believe me, don’t take my word for it; try making it yourself!
Tuna salad isn’t a dish that I typically order; I find it bland and uninspiring. However, I’ll find myself eating a tuna sandwich under one circumstance: when I’m home. My father makes the most phenomenal tuna salad that I have ever encountered. In fact, it’s so good that my sister and I began fighting over it – my dad had to start doubling his recipe just to keep the peace at home. The secret to his recipe is combining otherwise bold flavors in small quantities to create a savory flavor-symphony.
To me, a cool tuna sandwich is a perfect summer treat. You can serve tuna sandwich triangles to guests as finger-food, make full-size sandwiches to take into work, or create an easy snack by spreading tuna salad on crackers. My father’s recipe actually tastes better after it has sat for a while, so you can make it in advance and eat it over time (it should last for 2 weeks as long as you don’t keep it out of the fridge for extended periods).
Now, I wouldn’t call this recipe tricky, but if you do it exactly as my father does (which I recommend), then it’s just a little time consuming. The preparation takes the longest time; but after washing, trimming, and dicing the vegetables, all that’s left is combing everything then letting it sit in the fridge. The key is picking the brightest, best looking veggies and finely dicing them so that everything is in comparably tiny bits. My dad’s tuna salad doesn’t try to be a chunky salad with big, juicy bites of produce in it – what makes it so tasty is that all the ingredients blend together so that every bite takes uniformly delicious. You can still taste the all ingredients that go into the recipe, albeit in quieter undertones. Using my dad’s method for dicing the vegetables will give you the recommended consistency that I’m accustomed to, but if you opt for the food processor, let me know how it turns out!
Daddy Costa’s Tuna Salad
5 5oz cans of tuna fish, with the water removed
5 celery sticks (use the brightest/”prettiest”/smaller stalks from the inside of a bunch) ends cut off, diced using my dad’s special method (do it!) – or – diced in food processor
4 stalks of green onion – with dry ends cut off (don’t cut off all of the bottom white part) – cut thinly
About 1/6 – 1/5 of a large onion, diced (forgot to measure in spoons, sorry!)
7 tablespoons Italian style bread crumbs (or unseasoned if you prefer)
1 1/4 cups of mayonaise (Helman’s suggested)
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
Feeds 4 for 2 weeks, or two big tupperware containers’ worth. For a smaller recipe, use this trick:
# 5oz cans tuna, use same # of celery stalks as # of cans, # cans – 1 = # green onion stalks to use, amount of onions you end up with should be less than or equal to the pile of green onions, use 1 1/2 tablespoons of bread crumbs per can, use 1/4 cup mayo per 5oz can, and use a little under 1/8 teaspoon black pepper per can
Instructions
Step 1: Open and drain cans of tuna (don’t worry about the last drops of the water – a little bit of moisture is good). Scoop tuna into a large mixing bowl.
Step 2: WASH HANDS CAREFULLY! Step 9 will be very “hands on”.
Step 3: Start by slicing the celery into thin diagonals so you end up with long, wide strips (shown right). It helps to position one finger where the knife should stop the cut (as shown left). These should be thin, but not flimsy! You still want the firm texture of celery.
Step 4: Bunch the long strips of celery together and chop horizontally to end up with thick chunks (shown left).
Step 5: Dice the chopped fragments of celery until you end up with tiny bits (shown right).
Step 6: Dice 1/6-1/5 onion (shown left).
Step 7: Cut green onion thinly (shown right).
Step 8: Throw all your ingredients into a large bowl.
Step 9: This is the fun part 🙂 MAKE SURE YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN! Mix all the ingredients together using your HANDS. My dad swears this gives the best consistency. Be sure to break up the bigger chunks of tuna and be sure that everything is mixed evenly so you end up with one homogeneous mixture.
Step 10: If you’re patient, let the tuna salad sit in the fridge for anywhere between an hour to a day. Believe me – this will taste 10x better the next day after all the different flavors have soaked into one another. But if you can’t wait, make yourself a sammy right away! Potato bread is my go-to bread for this recipe 🙂
Storage: Move tuna salad into tupperware containers; I recommend breaking up the salad into 2 different containers so you don’t leave all of the salad out of the fridge every time you serve yourself some. Minimizing the time your salad is out of the fridge ensures it lasts longer.
Enjoy! Let me know what you think of the recipe if you make it!